You're like Fruit Loops. You friggin suck

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

(Source: iguanamouth, via violentclaptrap)

Notes
259422
Posted
1 week ago

Inappropriate thoughts ft. you

(Source: brxghteyedeas, via pvnkslut)

Notes
49670
Posted
1 week ago
all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

(Source: tibets, via unimportantbassist)

Notes
241058
Posted
1 week ago
terrortier:

martian—freeman:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.

Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France

That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore

terrortier:

martian—freeman:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.

Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France

That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore

(Source: unfollowthisblogitisaspamblog, via unimportantbassist)

Notes
652021
Posted
1 week ago

anjamoon:

staininyourbrain:

being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh.

extremely. stressful.

I am fucking dying

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Notes
263443
Posted
1 week ago
askfordoodles:

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

askfordoodles:

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

(via quiteanxious)

Notes
208823
Posted
1 week ago

When someone calls me attractive image

(Source: josholdridge, via carpe--vitam)

Notes
530329
Posted
1 week ago

bubblelumps:

1000notes:

comedraco:

twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

image

good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

image

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

image

(Source: marificent, via carpe--vitam)

Notes
158968
Posted
1 week ago

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

image

why does the picture make perfect sense

(Source: a-sexxy-serial-killer, via wittyusername7)

Notes
465236
Posted
1 week ago