You're like Fruit Loops. You friggin suck

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs, via pizza)

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Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

(Source: starlorrd, via joshpeck)

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getoffmybloghoe:

keep your drugs safe by putting them in a gyro bowl 

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(Source: freddifish, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—

NO SISTER WHYY?!

(Source: suzitobritts, via theviledevil)

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Anonymous asked: you're like the worst tolkien blog i've ever heard of


Answer:

shadowdemon321:

chevroulette:

varyaner:

lordoftheelves:

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My hero.

god that’s satisfying to watch.

That is literally the best gif usage ever.

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Ugh, after I said no he tried to get a “not nude” photo to jerk off to

Ugh, after I said no he tried to get a “not nude” photo to jerk off to

(Source: straightwhiteboystexting)

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theirs:

notthebatman:

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

sounds like a shih tzu

I’m going to kick your ass

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

image

Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

(via theviledevil)

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tobuscus:

Two Surfer Bros Just Surfing In a The Brocean

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patternicity:

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

(via sendmeoffwithakiss)

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uribaba:

George Harrison falling to your blog

uribaba:

George Harrison falling to your blog

(via sendmeoffwithakiss)

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com-plexes:

Staircase Wit - Neck Deep
Original Picture by Jasmine Charman / My Edit

com-plexes:

Staircase Wit - Neck Deep

Original Picture by Jasmine Charman / My Edit

(via illicitbehaviour)

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fobbishtwit:

no-glasses-eridan:

halloowada:

see

total drama gets it

That’s because it’s Canadian

We do it right.

(via theviledevil)

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